MASTER OF KARATE

pineism:

"your bra strap is showing"

that’s my dick


mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

nursary:

georgiaokweeffe:

trnsprnt:

A compilation of scene girls giving their Myspace ID as proof.

ART

placentalasagna

i was thinking about this last night



calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill



reallylameblog:

do NOT let anyone tell u that america is free, i tried to buy it once and it is in fact very very expensive



If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.



mariillustriousmakinami:

having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about

image



cyberqueer:

enemaroberts:

um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasn’t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this

image



'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art

oatmeal47:

an aesthetic



joshpeck:

vibruhtor:

i’ve never seen hocus pocus

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iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit


isriana:

More pics of my ragdoll boy Nemo’s outdoor adventures this summer.

And in case you wonder what exactly is going on in the last image - we are playing fetch… :D


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